i liked how bran put his hand on the tree and it was like
'previously on game of thrones…..'
Finally I can shit without the fear of people listening in
thats some mlg tier shitter brah
the future is now
that is literally part of headphones photoshopped onto a toilet
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
I am screaming
idk it’s always the same when I start to doddle it ends with cas
I love fanfic writers because fanfiction is just so kind and selfless. You give us really enjoyable stories completely free of charge and I am really, really grateful for it.
Sam learning to say “Castiel” in enochian because Cas loves it when he moans it.
i wish tumblr had more of a “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”
boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak
#dont even get me started on bikini waxing
u do not know real pain until you’ve woken up from a dream about your favorite band member
why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
because they can’t even