for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
can we all just talk about that time michael gambon and alan rickman put a fart machine in daniel radcliffe’s sleeping bag during the great hall scene in POA all because he had a crush on the girl in the sleeping bag next to his
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
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WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.